But First…I have a few things to talk about today. First of all, does anyone know how to track how many people are actually looking at my posting? I know under user stats there Is a number beside profile views…is that the amount of people who have visited my blog?Second of all if you want to make a disparaging personal hit on me, bring it on! Clearly you are nothing more than a speck of human waste. You don’t have the decency to use a name, fake or real. In fact I encourage all of you complete idiots to email me personally at email@example.com
. You may not agree with me, but that’s because you have limited brain power, unlike myself. When I was a child (age 12) I took an IQ test and scored above average.
Now onto my actual blog…It’s a good news, bad news, good news, bad news kind of day.Good news
, the doctor rejected my mother. Apparently her age and health is an issue and there are too many risks. Thank goodness! I thought all plastic surgeons were money hungry slime, how fortunate my mother found one who is actually somewhat responsible.Bad news
, that loser cop never called me back. I called her two more times the next day and she never returned my call. So last night I left a very lengthy message telling her where she can go. How dare her, pretend to have a good time on our date and then never call me back. I think I’ll order some pizzas or something to her house this weekend.Good news
, I purchased this product, and it actually works! My bald spot has seemingly disappeared. I have two issues (other than living in my parents house) that I am really insecure about. One being my weight. I’m 5 foot 10 and closing in on 225 pounds. I have been battling weight gain for several years now. I use to weigh
about 165, actually for the majority of my 20’s. However in that last few years I have put on some major weight. Last year I bought a fitness club membership, but after a rather embarrassing training session, I stropped going. The second thing I ‘m insecure about is the fact that I have no problems growing hair, that is everywhere except on my head. If I could somehow transplant the hair follicles from my shoulders and back to the top of my head, I would a beautifully lush head of hair. Now I more resemble a lion with a mane around my neck. Anyway, this product makes it look like I actually have hair!Bad news
, Coke Blak destroyed my mom’s microwave. It’s a long stupid sorry which in the interest of my fans I will summarize
briefly. Because it’s a fusion between Coke and Coffee, I thought it should be heated up. I didn’t realize you are not supposed to put a can in the microwave. I didn’t leave it in there long enough that is exploded, but it did cause some burn marks and strange smell. My father and I have a lengthy argument due to my “stupidity”. His word, not mine. Nowhere on the can does it say do not microwave. I wonder if I have a case?